Tuesday, August 27, 2024
4985: Kitten City from Lincoln County Watch
By Anna Von Reitz
A
man who is not natively a fan of cats in general, not a hater of cats,
but not a fan....was recently "gifted", anonymously, with a laundry
basket containing eight (8) kittens, five (5) that appear to be about
three weeks old, and three (3) that still had umbilical cords attached,
indicating that they were less than five days old.
He
called the Animal Shelters. They informed him that yes, they would
take the kittens in, but on average had less than a 20% survival rate,
because they didn't have the staff to provide the round-the-clock care
kittens require.
They
have to be fed varying amounts of specially formulated "Kitten formula"
or cream (which is naturally free of dairy allergens) every two hours
at this age. The newborns get 2.5- 3.0 milliliters every two hours and
the relatively older kittens get 5.0 milliliters every two hours, and
this amount increases gradually every week.
It's
a whole mathematical calculation that has to be lined out and
followed. The Kitten formula costs $50 a can for the powdered nutrients
that have to be mixed with distilled water; cream, which can be
somewhat substituted, doesn't have all the vitamins and minerals
needed.
Oh, what a dilemma! He stared at the tiny mewing fur balls.
A 20% or less chance of survival echoed in his ears along with the miniature meows.
And he doesn't even like cats. He sees them as useful on the farm. Good rat-catchers.
Maybe
it's the fact that he works for me and has seen my "I'm a good
rat-catcher" plaque on display in my office, but this whole situation
reminded him of me, and he showed up with his donated laundry basket,
complete with hungry kitten cat cacophony.
The
obvious solution, to find the Queen Cat who was the Mother, was not
possible. She had already been swept up by the Animal Shelter and even
though she was lactating, shoved through the mandatory spaying
operation.
No help available there.
Why
can't people be responsible with their pets? Why bring kittens into
this world and let them be born, only to come to this miserable end,
cold and starving in the bottom of a plastic laundry basket, dumped off
on someone else's back porch?
The
Reluctant --- change that to: Very Reluctant Cat Dad, ran his fingers
through his hair in a gesture that more than adequately expressed his
complete frustration and wonderment.
How had this weird and inappropriate imposition appeared in his life?
Being told that God has an excellent sense of humor didn't help.
Soon,
however, he armed himself with kitten formula, distilled water,
syringes, timers, and disposal training pads and a heat lamp of the kind
used to keep reptiles alive in cold climates.
He
steeled himself to the task ahead and recruited various older children
and women to assist, but he had no illusions. This was on him. Every
two hours for eight weeks, non-stop, around the clock.
He
hadn't yet thought about the kittens having diarrhea and needing baths
in general. How, he wondered, do you give a cat a bath? What kind of
soap do you use?
All
this and more had to be overcome. He brooded over all these questions,
with a noble air of Stoicism interspersed with moments of panicked
disbelief.
How
could this --- THIS --- of all things imaginable, be happening to him?
A bachelor with a life to lead? A man who doesn't even like cats?
Mrrrow.....
Being
told that he had been honored by The Ancient and Honorable Kingdom of
Cat, and would henceforth be recognized as a Good Soul by cats worldwide
--- didn't help.
I
can't afford this..... I can't afford the time.... he blustered and he
sighed. He picked up another little fur ball, turned it, belly-side up,
in the palm of his hand, and gently poked the rubber-like tip of the
syringe in its mouth.
By
now, his dog, a spayed female but a female nonetheless, had sensed his
incompetence and had come to help, dutifully picking them up as he fed
each kitten and carrying them by the scruff of their tiny necks back to
the cat basket.
His
elderly male barn cat also invaded the house and took up sentry duty in
front of the door leading into the kitten's makeshift nursery, where he
proceeded to hiss at the dogs, sporadically make runs at the door, and
otherwise evince a determined Will to Participate in the care and upkeep
of the orphans.
After
only a few days of this, our Hero has assumed the red-rimmed eyes and
slumping posture of all new fathers everywhere. He has the telephone
lines open and is calling everyone with cat expertise for help and
insight. Keeping these kittens alive has become a Mission, a Quest, a
Sacred Duty, all in one.
He
doesn't quite understand how or why this inexplicable activity has
taken on such giant proportions and why he is compelled to literally run
out of otherwise sane business meetings at the summons of a cat-feeding
bell.
Or
what he is going to do after two months of this frenzied effort. After
all, what does he get out of it at the end of the day? Weaned kittens
on solid food. And what's he going to do then? Turn them over to the
same under-staffed and under-funded Animal Shelter that gave them a 20%
or less chance to live?
They
still don't have good permanent homes on offer. They are still just
little sparks of life, mewing fur balls with triangular ears, and little
else going for them, besides one Very Reluctant Cat Dad who is doing
his best by them, honoring the chain of life that connects us all.
I'll
pray for these kittens to have good lives. They deserve it. They
deserve love. They deserve care. Only God knows if they will get it,
but they deserve it. They are certainly coming into this world on a
tough trajectory, having lost their Mother so early in their lives.
Still,
there is one great-hearted man in their corner, giving them their
chance --- and there may be others, people who are still connected to
the natural world, and who can appreciate the self-reliant and dignified
nature of cats.
Someone
once said that, "Cats are the original Americans and we are all kin to
them, independent, quiet -- for the most part, and comfort-loving. Show
us a warm window sill or a soft cushion, but don't try to herd us. And
don't be surprised if we exercise our sovereignty, because we've always
had it in our hearts and always will."
All
you cat lovers out there, we will be looking for good homes for these
kittens--- really good homes, in about two months, around mid-October.
They will be hand-fed and bathed and cuddled by dogs and people, so they
will be thoroughly adapted to life in a household, not a barn.
You
can depend upon the Very Reluctant Cat Dad to make sure that they get
the best nutrition, play toys, and vet care. They may have had a rough
start, but they have landed, literally, in the lap of a dedicated, if
nonplussed, caregiver.
Being given a headband with cat ears "to make him feel more the part" --- won't help.
Despite
the laughter, we are all rooting for him, and in our more sober
moments, we are contemplating the divine mystery of life and how --- in
our souls --- we value it. Even if it's the life of a cat. And even if
we don't like cats.
I
have a spot carved out of my overflowing office that's the right size
for a kitten tote. They take their baths in my kitchen sink and dry off
in front of my fireplace.
If
you want to help, please send donations, advice, offers of adoption,
prayers, jokes, and what-have-you with a "Cat Care" designation to:
Very Reluctant Cat Dad
In care of: Box 520994
Big Lake, Alaska 99652
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