I
wrote this piece several weeks ago, before the war in the Ukraine. It
is satire. SATIRE. FICTION. In the current psychotic atmosphere, I’m
tipping my hand. So there can be no mistake in the minds of illiterate
persons and unhinged loons.
Also,
when I read over this article, I pulled up short at several paragraphs
that were so damn good I almost believed them myself.
And
thirdly, as we swim in an ocean of propaganda these days, it’s
instructive to know you’re reading fiction in real time, because you
become aware of how nuts and bolts can be arranged to resemble
truth. You put THIS here and then you put THAT next to it…
Which is what major media do every day, all day long, just like the CIA and the FDA and the CDC and WHO.
And with that, here we go:
I can reveal that the NY Times has been sitting on this information for two months.
They’re trying to clean up a few details. But meanwhile, my sources have a back-story that’s truly explosive.
You
see, in 2020, Joe Rogan traveled to Russia to meet with Vladimir
Putin. Joe was on assignment for Dana White. The mission? Convince
Putin, with his background in martial arts, to agree to a UFC exhibition
match with action star, Jason Statham.
However---and
here the details are admittedly murky---Putin apparently managed to
enlist Rogan in a scheme to SUBVERT the US COVID program for defeating
the virus. Hence, Rogan’s infamous interview with Dr. Robert Malone, who
expressed “deep skepticism” about the vaccine.
Former
KGB Officer Anatoly Popov, who defected to the West in 1997, and has
been living in Maryland since his extensive CIA debriefing, told me
Rogan’s major target has, in fact, been the vaccine.
“This
is the number-one aim of the Russians,” Popov explained. “Discredit the
injection. Make it seem as if this innovation [the Pfizer/Moderna RNA
shot] is dangerous. People refuse the jab, the virus continues to
spread, and the US collapses under the weight of so many deaths and so
much sickness.”
But
this was apparently just one of the aspects of Rogan’s disinformation
campaign. As Popov and other trusted sources have told me, Rogan is
connected to Robert Kennedy, an aggressive anti-vaxxer, through Rogan’s
former mistress, Kristina Vera, Kennedy’s second cousin.
Vera
is a microbiologist who once headed up a research lab in Belgorod,
Russia. She has been struggling to bring a lawsuit against Anthony
Fauci. The issue involves ownership of a patent for an at-home test for
the coronavirus.
Vera
has been feeding Rogan and Kennedy “a sea of lies” about Fauci,
according to Popov, in order to bring about the downfall of Fauci, who
stands between the virus and the public as the only source of trusted
information.
“Fauci
is a guardian of America’s future,” Popov told me. “Rogan’s long-form
Spotify interview with Dr. Robert Malone was specifically designed by
Rogan to smear, by implication, Fauci’s work informing the public about
what must be done to stop the virus.”
In
another part of my interview with Popov, the old Russian spy put it
this way: “Trump, as president, executed a master-stroke when he turned
his Presidency over to Fauci---the only medical figure who could rally
the nation by locking it down and cutting off the virus at the knees.”
I
managed to talk briefly with microbiologist Kristina Vera. She said,
shockingly, “Perform an acid test. Have a conversation with Joe
[Rogan]. Suddenly ask him a question in Russian. Before he knows what
he’s doing, he’ll answer---in Russian. He speaks the language.”
That opens up a whole new can of worms.
Where was Rogan educated? Is his bio fiction? Is this quintessential American tough guy actually a deep agent?
Former
CIA officer Mel Ardis, who worked under diplomatic cover in Moscow for
nine years, told me, “Almost a decade ago, I had several meetings with a
man who looked a lot like Rogan. He was a Russian trucker. He drove
sensitive military equipment between bases. One night, we were having a
few drinks at a bar, and he said, “Do you realize how easy it would be
for truckers to shut down a whole country? If you could rally them
behind an issue, something that threatens their livelihood, you’d have a
major force.”
As
I was preparing this piece for publication, a press person at a
Washington PR agency that works on contract for the White House called
me. He said, “Don’t worry about making your Rogan article
bulletproof. Just throw enough stuff at the wall. Something’ll stick.”
“No,”
I said. “This is all factual. I make clear what I know, and I indicate
what’s still open-ended and subject to further investigation.”
“Whatever,”
he said. “But don’t be timid. We’re talking about the immediate future
of the country. If we can’t stop misinformation about COVID from
spreading, we’re in dire straits. We need to sink Joe Rogan. I might be
able to set you up for a brief meet with Jen [Psaki]. She’s got Spotify
in her cross-hairs. If we can’t crush Joe, we’ll hit the whole Spotify
platform. This is all hands on deck.”
I asked this press person, “What about the million vaccine injuries that have been reported to the federal database?”
“The
Russians hacked the system and entered fake numbers,” he said. “There’s
a very deep agent, a Ukraine national. He infiltrated the Russian State
Research Center of Virology and Biotechnology [VECTOR] in
Koltsovo. He’s now back home in the Ukraine carrying around evidence
proving Russian scientists at VECTOR ghost-wrote fake reports alleging
the successful US program to curb the virus has been a failure. This is
why the Russians are threatening to invade Ukraine. They’re after this
agent. They’ve told the President of the Ukraine that if he releases the
agent to them, with his evidence, they’ll withdraw their troops from
the border.”
I said, “Does Joe Rogan know all this?”
“Of
course he knows. He’s in on it. He’s a player. Do you see? A guy who
seems to embody rough and ready kick-ass American spirit is, in truth,
carrying water for Putin.”
“Hard to believe.”
“Well, that’s the whole point. No one in the spy game looks like who he is.”
After
the call, I pulled up a photo of Rogan. I looked at it for a long
time. Actually, the man sort of does look Russian. I pictured him
wearing a Russian military uniform. My God, I thought. Is his whole
persona a con?
Suppose
America IS awash in Russian propaganda about COVID. Suppose Fauci has
been giving us reliable recommendations all along. And the Russian
attacks on his character are meant to torpedo his program that can lead
us out of the pandemic wilderness.
Do
we need censorship of disinformation across the board? An aide to
California Governor Gavin Newsom told me the other day, “We have to
declare what amounts to Information Martial Law. No more excuses. Expose
one of these well-known disinfo agents and throw him in a prison hole
and walk away. Jolt the public with something like that and watch how
fast everybody knuckles under. No lawyers, no arguing First Amendment,
no citing case precedents. That nonsense is over. Who’s that Brazilian
reporter who keeps writing about censorship? Glenn Greenwald? Cancel
him. He’s pals with Ed Snowden, who lives in Russia. What else do you
need to know?”
We have to---
XXXX
Censored. XXXX Censored. XXXX Censored. Hey, what the hell just
happened? I can’t get---XXXX Censored. Wait. Guys, I’m on YOUR
side. What are you doing? I’m making YOUR case. Stop. I’m---XXXX
Censored.
THERE
IS A PROBLEM WITH THIS ARTICLE. IT’S CURRENTLY BEING INVESTIGATED FOR
POSSIBLE VIOLATION OF COMMUNITY STANDARDS. AN ASSESSMENT WILL BE
FORTHCOMING. A MEDICAL TEAM IS LAUNCHING DATA SET ANALYSIS. STAND BY.
---Oops. Sorry. An overreaction on my part. That brief interruption was apparently caused by Russians. They were repelled.
Maybe
it’s time to censor every scrap of disinformation we can find. Strip
the license from every doctor who disagrees with COVID science, bankrupt
every so-called 1st Amendment platform, hound and drive from office
every politician who opposes vaccine mandates, mow down every protest,
isolate and starve every outlier---because we’re part of the greater
global community. When a crisis arrives, we put aside our
differences. This is our calling now. The Russians wouldn’t understand
that. They come from a different tradition. They stand for enslavement
and top-down control.
Okay Joe, enough. The verdict is in. Your podcast needs to crumble, turn to dust, and blow away in the wind.
As they say where you come from: “V chuZHOY manasTYR’ sa svaYIM usTAvam ni HOdyat.”
You know what that means. “Don’t go to somebody else’s country with your old country’s rules.” You’re in our country now.
Home of the free.
Nobody fucking fools us.
~~~
(The link to this article posted on my blog is here.)
(Follow me on Gab at @jonrappoport)
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