Rex Martin Takashwarmantuchi, “Mr. Ta,” head of 9999Studios, is stepping down at age 42.
Speaking
with Reuters, the producer said: “Like a lot of other people in the
industry, I’ve grown tired of sneaking around in the dark. I feel the
climate is finally right for a full-bore launch of a company built
around pedophiles. Serving their needs.”
“These
last few years, we’ve been getting signals from Washington that
indicate the government is ready to include us under the overall PRIDE
banner. So acting on that cue, I’m having my associates prepare text
books for schools that spell out our programs and practices.”
Mr. Ta “knows all the wealthy pedophiles in Los Angeles,” said a person familiar with sexual mores within the film industry.
Apparently, Ta’s last five movies, which did poorly at the box office, were financed by the Mexican Portillo Cartel.
The
Cartel, disappointed in their investments, have been huddling with Ta,
discussing new business propositions, and an organized pedophile ring
openly advertising its services was high on the list of potential
ventures.
Given
the open southern US border, Felix Portillo is satisfied his men can
smuggle even more unaccompanied children into the US than presently, and
deploy them as sex slaves...
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