“Hey Mike, make up an order of eight pounds of baloney to go.”
“Sure. You want the cheap stuff?”
“No, no. This is for the upcoming election. I need the good brand.”
“Are you lying about your opponent or pumping up the moron in your own Party?”
“Both.”
“OK, that’s the Special. I have to order it. It’ll take three days.”
Trends and memes come and go.
At one time, you’d see: TOP TEN REASONS WHY…
That faded out.
Now, we get: THE FIVE STAGES OF…
So I’m chiming in with my own big five stages.
ONE: You conceive the idea of creating baloney.
TWO: You pick an issue around which you’re going to wrap baloney.
THREE: You make the baloney.
FOUR: You wrap it around the issue.
FIVE: You sell it to a hungry audience.
But it’s still baloney.
In the field of propaganda, baloney acquires its value from the “vital” issue it’s wrapped around. Climate change, for example.
Come
closer. Shh. Here’s the secret. Here’s the trick. When you perform it
adroitly, the issue ITSELF is baloney to begin with. Once you’ve sold
that, you can surround it with many more layers of baloney (like tree
rings).
“Well, it’s a real issue, but the nonsense accumulating around it is pathetic.”
No. In
certain key instances, the core issue isn’t real. A good pro knows how
to wrap baloney around baloney. That’s why he earns his big paycheck.
Take
racism. It’s presently defined as WHITE PEOPLE. ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE
RACISTS. That’s the issue. It’s framed in universal terms. No
exceptions. It’s baloney.
Then
comes Critical Race Theory, which is tonnage of supermarket baloney
dedicated to explaining how and why all white people are racists and
what must be done about it.
Then: “Well, white people are all racists, yes. Certainly. But I’m not sure killing them all is the proper solution.”
Or
how about this one? “Yes, the virus is certainly real, and it spreads
from person to person like lightning. But the death rate has been
exaggerated, and lockdowns weren’t the right response.”
No.
Death rate and lockdowns are baloney wrapped around the inner core of
baloney, because the virus isn’t real. It was never isolated
(discovered), and every so-called symptom of so-called COVID can be
explained without reference to a virus.
In
covert intelligence ops, the outer layers of baloney are sometimes
exposed and called baloney. AS A STRATEGY OF “CONFESSION.” “Yes, we made
mistakes when we did X,Y, and Z. But the mission itself was absolutely
necessary…”
This
is called a limited hangout. You admit to creating a few problems, and
this convinces the public that they know the whole story. They don’t.
In fact, the mission itself wasn’t necessary. It was a crime. And it’s still ongoing.
“Look,
we have censored voices that have every right to speak. We were too
aggressive. We apologize and we’ll try to do better. We’re restoring
certain accounts that were deleted…”
That’s
the limited hangout. But the social media platform is still censoring
huge numbers of accounts. For political reasons. They exposed a few
slices of outer baloney, but kept the inner core of baloney.
Here’s
another one. “In our recent article on climate change, we mentioned
landfills, and may have imparted the impression that these horrendous
collections of garbage are ‘a lesser threat’. This was not our
intention. We were pointing out that the dangers associated with climate
change are greater than those posed by landfills…”
No. That’s
a limited hangout. Here’s the real inner core. Landfills can be reduced
by 90%, through the use of cutting-edge incinerators. These processing
plants release compounds through their filtered smokestacks that are FAR
less problematic than the total of garbage sitting in huge landfills
around the world.
BUT,
radical environmentalists don’t want that solution, and they never
will. They want nothing short of environmental devastation, ultimately
forcing humans on a depopulated planet to go back to living in the woods
and digging for roots and tubers. AKA, “the natural life.”
Baloney wrapped and packaged around baloney.
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