First the story, then the really interesting part.
Axios:
“Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) sent two planes of undocumented migrants
to [elite] Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts on Wednesday, joining
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) in sending migrants to sanctuary cities, Fox
News first reported.”
“DeSantis
appeared to target Massachusetts, which has a Republican governor,
because state and local leaders have expressed support for policies that
benefit immigrants regardless of their status.”
“Some
50 migrants believed to be from Venezuela arrived by charter plane at
Martha's Vineyard Airport on Wednesday afternoon, per multiple reports.”
“'States
like Massachusetts, New York and California will better facilitate the
care of these individuals who they have invited into our country by
incentivizing illegal immigration through their designation as
“sanctuary states” and support for the Biden administration’s open
border policies,’ Taryn Fenske, DeSantis' communications director, told
Fox News.”
Now let’s see, isn’t one of the sparkling celeb couples who make their home on Marth’s Vineyard…the Obamas?
Why, yes. Right there on the waterfront. They have no fear of impending climate-change tsunamis.
Sitting
on 29 acres, the house spreads out its arms 6892 square feet, and
features seven bedrooms and eight and half bathrooms. Plus a garage, a
separate barn, a pool, a pond, a boathouse, and a private beach.
Marvelous.
Perfect for housing undocumented illegal aliens.
I would think at least a dozen.
Can we expect an announcement in the next few days?
“Michelle
and I are providing a home for three youths who appear to be about 29,
two small children, and four men and three women. They’ll have all their
meals served to them, and we’ve hired tutors to facilitate their
fluency in English. Of course, Michelle and I will be taking Spanish
lessons as well. Having new people moving around in our home is a
welcome addition to our daily lives. We’re all in this together.”
Meanwhile,
TMZ is reporting: “We have audio of a phone conversation between
Michelle Obama and her Martha’s Vineyard gal pal, Gloria Van
Landingwort-Schwartzmeister. The first voice you hear is Michelle’s:”
“Barack
has gone full-bore wackaloon. Bullshitting the press is one thing, but
making a promise like that…there’s no fucking way those migrants are
moving into my house. I have enough trouble with the hired help.”
Van
Landingwort-Schwartzmeister: “Lock up the silverware, baby. The
invaders have come ashore. I’ll give you the name of my guy, Pedro. He’s
flaming gay and sensational on details. He’ll do a running inventory of
every single item in your house and ride herd on those aliens. By the
time he gets through with them, they’ll be reporting on how many squares
of toilet paper they use…”
Alas,
I have a feeling all those exceedingly wealthy liberals who live and
vacation on Martha’s Vineyard, and who support unlimited immigration,
will consign the migrants to some sort of “community housing”---as far
away as possible from their mansions, lawn parties, boating excursions,
and leverage-merger type conversations that slice and dice the country
on behalf of…themselves.
Tune
in next week, when a commercial construction baron on the Vineyard
brings a tank, mortars, and flamethrowers to his property, so he can
remain secure while he conducts high-level meetings on new gun control
legislation…
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Speeches; Toppling the Mountain of a Bankrupt Culture" -- is now posted
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