You can buy bottles of Liquid Fear (LF) at your local pharmacy. Over the counter.
No refrigeration necessary.
I suggest sipping through a straw to start. Don’t gulp it all at once. You want it to seep in.
One
day you won’t take a walk in the park. You’ll say you have other things
to do. But you’ll be afraid of strangers breathing on you. Breathing is
dangerous. Who knew?
Fear
was first isolated by Louis Pasteur in 1884. He wrote in his diary: “I
was sitting in my kitchen drinking a glass of pasteurized milk, and
suddenly I realized I could extract blood from a patient and separate
out anxiety from the sample. Later that day, I took a vial of blood to
the local prison, where they kept killers in a special section. The
guards brought these dangerous men into a room, where I had placed a bit
of blood on a slide, under a lamp, on a table. The men stared at it,
and soon a colorless liquid migrated from the blood on to the table. I
sucked it up into a dropper and squeezed it on to the arm of a guard. He
promptly fled from the room…”
For
near a century and a half since that day, governments and corporations
have been trying to produce very large amounts of the fear liquid.
Finally,
in February, 2020, in an NIAID lab, under the direction of Anthony
Fauci, Doctors Rachel Maddow and Anderson Cooper were able to synthesize
the fear particle using blood obtained from several hosts of The View.
“From
that point on,” Cooper told reporters, speaking yesterday from CNN-CIA
headquarters, “we activated a special machine that transmits voice
vibrations from leading news anchors, we focused the vibrations on the
synthesized fear particle, and within an hour we had 567 gallons of pure
liquid.”
Untersturmführer
Klaus Schwab, executive chairman of the World Economic Forum, stated,
“After all, this pandemic is your basic terror operation. How else are
you going to hold society together and mobilize it?”
The
drink, it turns out, has been bottled and sold, by corporations, under a
variety of names for the past year and a half. For example, XXX
[censored] and XXX [censored].
Schwab
continued: “Since the dawn of time, people have been falling ill and
dying for a variety of reasons. Down through the ages, some of those
people who recovered said, ‘When I was sick THIS time, it was really
DIFFERENT. I had never experienced anything like it.’ Anyway, now we
take all that sickness and dying and we re-label a large part of it
‘COVID’. Add the fear particle and we have our window of opportunity to
transform the world.”
The COVID vaccines are not an antidote. They’re not designed to affect emotions. They scramble internal systems of the body.
The
President has announced the formation of a new cabinet post, the
Department of Trepidation. Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer and Whoopi
Goldberg have been put on a short list of candidates to serve as its
first director.
Social media trolls have already begun calling this innovation The Department of Pussification.
The
CDC has announced adult guidelines for imbibing the fear
drink. Basically, the agency recommends a first dose of two tablespoons,
twice a day, for the first week. Thereafter, a pint a day in the
morning for a month; and then a quart each day, on an ongoing
basis. Researchers are conducting studies to determine the dose
schedules for children.
Groups
of “anti-fearers” in Tennessee, Kentucky, and Florida have sprung
up. US Attorney General Garland has issued a memorandum to all Dept. of
Justice employees: “These groups share common anti-government
sentiments. They tend to cling to religion and guns. We have to be on
the alert for acts of domestic terrorism…”
Public
health departments across the country are, according to the Washington
Post, “investigating charges of disproportionate distribution of LF
[Liquid Fear] to underserved communities of color.”
This
morning, California Governor Gavin Newsom appeared at a press briefing,
standing in front of a huge poster carrying the simple message, SUPPORT
FEAR. Newsom said, “This is not the time to back down from what we
feel. Embrace it. It’s healthy, it’s real, and it’s our passport out of
this pandemic. I’m especially addressing our young children. Don’t
worry. Drink from your bottle. It tastes great. And to the adults:
there’s nothing to tremble at but the absence of trembling.”
Senator
Chuck Schumer has introduced a bill allocating emergency funding for
federal bottling plants in sixteen states. The word on Capitol Hill is,
the new government version of LF will be called Quake, or Anthony.
Last
week, in Northern Florida, at the Hanging Chad Park, local organizers
staged an impromptu concert featuring Eric Clapton and Van Morrison. For
nearly a half-hour, 75,000 adoring fans shouted in unison:
FUCK FEAR.
Several hundred FBI agents, dispatched to the scene, stationed themselves around the periphery of the park.
And did nothing.
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(The link to this article posted on my blog is here.)
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