Dear
reader, this is a blockbuster. As new details emerge, I’ll get them to
you. Here is what I know so far, as relayed to me by a trusted Hollywood
cocaine trafficker, money launderer, and financer of several major film
studios.
James
Bond is supposed to be dead. He was killed off in his recent film. The
plan was to reboot him as a non-binary trans-ish woman.
However,
the director of the new Bond film went rogue, on location in
Melbourne. And when I say rogue, I mean off the cliff. He dumped the
script, recast the film, and with a beer-guzzling male Aussie wrestler
as Bond, and a gorgeous out-of-work female stripper as Bond’s sidekick,
undertook a wildcat mission:
Free
Novak Djokovic from the clutches of the Australian border police and
propel him on to center-court at the Open, standing in full view of the
crowd and the television cameras at the service line, ready to compete
and defend his crown.
The
director, Sam Kubrick, was prepared to cast a largely unknown local
amateur tennis player as Novak, but owing to some sort of gargantuan
mix-up, the actual Novak was thrust into the role of himself.
Novak is still in Australia.
Not
all the scenes of the new film have been shot, but this is what Kubrick
has in the can so far, as he and his crew are fleeing from authorities
into the far reaches of the Northern Territory:
Bond
slips into Melbourne in the middle of the night without a vaccine
passport. He hasn’t taken the injection. He arrives at the home of an
old pal, a US former CIA ex-pat, Jim Munson, who is running a
sophisticated operation in his basement---counterfeiting “wellness
certificates.”
Munson
leads Bond through a door in the basement, revealing a fully staffed
lab, where medical refugees from federal research facilities are
analyzing vials of Pfizer, Moderna, and AstraZeneca vaccine.
So
far, they’ve found traces of a failed heart drug which actually causes
heart attacks, graphene oxide, and an overabundance of toxic lipid
nanoparticles in some vials.
One
of the refugees (the gorgeous stripper) walks up to Bond and hands him
her credentials, establishing her as an undercover agent for the Swedish
Ministry of Defense. She was originally tasked with the project of
estimating the deleterious effects of the Australian lockdowns.
But
now she is digging deeper into an Australian government scheme to
establish total control of the citizenry on a permanent basis.
Suddenly, upstairs, there is a massive explosion.
The
ceiling of the lab collapses. Munson is trapped under a pile of heavy
boards. He dies. Bond and Sally Licious (the stripper-undercover Swede)
escape through a tunnel that exits in a forest.
They run from a bevy of Australian Special Forces…and eventually emerge in a clearing and come upon Sally’s helicopter.
With Bond at the controls, they take off and depart into the vast North.
The
next scene I’m aware of places Bond, Sally, and a well-armed rebel
Australian Open tennis official at a secret mansion in the middle of
nowhere.
This
is where Novak is hiding out with several dozen extremely tough-looking
characters---who we learn are Serbian military veterans. Their leader
tells Bond they’re ready to die for Novak, if it comes to that. They
want to force their way into the Open at Melbourne Park and put Novak in
front of the crowd ready to take on all comers in the tournament.
Next available scene: a seedy COVID quarantine hotel in Melbourne.
Bond,
Novak, Sally, the rebel tennis official, and the Serbians are
handcuffing and stashing security guards in a community room. They
liberate patriot Aussies from their rooms and lay out the Open invasion
scenario. Novak makes a long speech. He doesn’t want violence. He just
wants to play tennis. He says he’s ready to surrender to the Australian
authorities and go home.
At this point, a drone strike decimates the hotel. Obviously, the Australian military are willing to kill Novak.
Next scene: Outside the Melbourne Park stadium.
Bond,
Sally, a few of the surviving Serbians, and Novak are concealed inside a
hot dog cart. One of the Serbians tells Bond the President of Serbia
has dispatched a large force to invade Australia and kidnap the Prime
Minister, Scott Morrison, who is holed up in a high-end dress shop in
Sydney with a tactical nuclear weapon.
Next available scene: another seedy COVID hotel in Melbourne.
Novak,
Bond, and Sally are tied to chairs in a dim room, surrounded by heavily
armed soldiers. One of the soldiers says, “We’re not Australians. We
have orders to kill you if you try to escape. We don’t care about
blowback. This is end-game stuff.”
At a small table, a doctor in a white coat is preparing syringes. He’s going to inject Novak, Bond, and Sally with the vaccine.
Bond asks, “Who’s the manufacturer?”
The
doctor replies, “Moderna. In case you’re not aware, this is the first
product of any kind the company has ever brought to market. I wouldn’t
shoot up one of my goats with it. Actually, no vaccine is safe.”
And there you have it.
As
of this date, the director, the Bond actor, the stripper, and Novak are
somewhere in the Northern Territory with the cans of shot film.
In that vast landscape, Serbian and Australian military units are engaged in battle.
A UN peacekeeping force, backed up by weaponized drones, has been dispatched to the area.
Inside
Melbourne Park, Serbian spectators at the Open are throwing their
vaccine passports on to center court. Television cameras have been
turned off. Eleven unvaxxed tennis players have revealed their status
and are giving interviews to the international press, but those
conversations are being blacked out. The players are announcing their
support for Novak. I’m told one player said, “We all know the vaccine is
bullshit. Even the public health people admit it doesn’t prevent
anything. My cousin had a heart attack two days after he took the
shot. The world is being captured by criminals. I’ve had enough. This is
war.”
My
Hollywood contact had a few more interesting things to say: “In the
last two days, a high-ranking Sinaloa cartel member flew to Washington
and met with Kamala Harris. He basically told her he was a killer, and
he didn’t mind destroying lives trafficking fentanyl into the US, but
recently word came down from the CIA that cartel members shuttling back
and forth between Mexico and America had to be vaccinated. He told her
there was no way his people would take the shot.”
Harris
said she understood. She referred the cartel executive to a company
called PPPLife in Nashville, a front for DARPA, the Pentagon’s tech
research arm. The company supplies celebs and heavy hitters with medical
personnel and vials of Pfizer and Moderna “lite,” which basically
contain only electrolyte solutions. Commonly called the Fauci placebo.
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(The link to this article posted on my blog is here.)
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