211. Letter To The Editor: The Underground History of American Education
by John Taylor Gatto from archive.org
Letter To The Editor
March 22, 1995 Letters to
the Editor The Education News
When I began teaching in 1961, the student population of School District
3 on the prosperous
Upper West
Side of Manhattan was over 20,000, and the cry was heard everywhere from the four district
administrative employees (!) that schools were overcrowded.
But I was fresh from western Pennsylvania and
saw something different, a small but
significant fraction of the school's enrollment was made up of phantom
kids in several categories: kids
on the school register who had never shown up but were carried as if they had; kids who were absent but who for
revenue purposes were entered as present; kids who were assigned to out-of-school programs of various
sorts, some term-long, but who
continued as phantoms to swell the apparent school rolls. Then there
were the absentees, about 10
percent a day, who were actually marked absent, and the curious fact that
after lunch attendance dipped
precipitously sending that fraction soaring, although there seemed to be a gentlemen's agreement
not to document the fact.
So it was that when the press announced
horrendous class sizes of 35 and 50, in my school, at least, the real number was about 28 — still too
many, of course, but manageable.
Although everyone agreed there was absolutely no space available
anywhere, by greasing the
custodian's palm I was able to obtain a master key and a priceless document
known as the "empty-room
schedule." Would you believe there was never a time when multiple rooms in that building weren't empty?
By training my kids in low-profile guerrilla tactics I was able to spread about half my class into different
cubbyholes around the building
where they worked happily and productively, in teams or alone.
Beginning in the 1980s this tactic
became impossible because all the empty spaces did fill up — even though the number of students
District 3 was managing fell sharply from
20,000 to 10,000, and with even more lax procedures to account for them
than when I was originally hired.
This latter development caused phantom children to multiply like rabbits. A simple act of long division
will explain in outline what had happened: by dividing the number of students enrolled in my building by
the number of teachers on the
class register, I was able to discover that average class sizes should
have been 17 kids.
And yet actual class sizes were about 28.
The mystery of the now unavailable empty
space vanishes in the ballooning numbers of "coordinators,"
"special supervisors,"
"community programs officers," and various other titular masks
behind which deadwood was piling
up. Each of these people required an "office" whether that be the
former Nurse's Room, the dressing
room behind the stage, or a conveniently large storage closet. It had happened to the Army and to IBM,
why should schools be exempt?
John Taylor Gatto New York, New York
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