Trump wins: coloring-book and Play-Doh therapy for college kids
By Jon Rappoport
Wall Street Journal: "Colleges try to comfort students upset
by Trump victory...despair over Clinton's loss prompts 'cry-in' at
Cornell; Play-Doh for the distraught...Dozens of students at Cornell
University gathered on a major campus thoroughfare for a 'cry-in' to
mourn the results of the 2016 election Wednesday, with school staff
providing tissues and hot chocolate."
I can hear some low-level staffer at Cornell saying, "Let's get out there, Millie. These kids are crying. They need tissues!"
PJ Media: "...the University of Kansas reminded students via
social media of the therapy dogs available for comfort every
other Wednesday...'People are frustrated, people are just really sad and
shocked,' said Trey Boynton, the director of multi-ethnic student
affairs at the University of Michigan...There was a steady flow of
students entering Ms. Boynton's office Wednesday. They spent the day
sprawled around the center, playing with Play-Doh and coloring in coloring books, as they sought comfort and distraction."
Tufts, Cornell, the University of Michigan---schools for
high-performing students. Or they were. I don't know what they are now.
Daycare centers for toddlers? Obviously, regression to an earlier stage
of development is a mind-control op favored by these institutions.
Maybe a Michigan alumnus with deep pockets could lay out some
serious cash to build a giant dome shaped like a womb, where the kids
could gather and curl up during cloudy days.
"You went to the U of Michigan? Great football school."
"I wouldn't know. I was in utero for four years."
Perhaps this is a clue: "...a national survey by the American
Institutes for Research (AIR)" has discovered that "[t]wenty percent of
U.S. college students completing four-year degrees---and 30 percent of
students earning two-year degrees...are unable to estimate if their car
has enough gasoline to get to the next gas station or calculate the
total cost of ordering office supplies...[or] compare ticket prices or
calculate the cost of a sandwich and a salad from a menu."
How do these geniuses graduate?
"Hold up ten fingers. Very good. Here's your diploma."
"What do I do now?"
"Pay back your student loan."
"I can't tell how much I owe."
"Don't worry. That's probably a good thing."
Arrested intellectual development goes hand in hand with arrested emotional development.
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