No, I'm not running. This is a hybrid article about something
else. Call it fantasy, metaphor, excursion into the wild blue yonder.
It's as real or unreal as things are to you when you imagine them. Have
you ever experienced, with full-bodied impact, a future that didn't
exist, a new day that hadn't come yet? Have you ever fallen asleep and
had a dream that was more real than waking life? If so, you qualify as a
candidate for the Presidency...
Okay. Here we go.
Ahem.
Let me start off by saying this a metaphysical article, because on that
level I am already President of the United States...and if that sounds
ridiculous...good. Let's begin from the ridiculous, since that's where
this country is anyway.
With me so far? All right.
Second;
my background. I've been working as an investigative reporter for 30
years, because it enables me to skewer what's happening in the place
called "Earth Reality."
Earth Reality is a rather pathetic locale. Many things are taking place that shouldn't be. I believe we can all agree on this.
I
concur with Barack Obama on one issue. Executive Orders are a powerful
instrument for change, and as President, I would employ them to the
fullest.
For example, I would decree, on a day of my choosing,
that all buildings and facilities of the FDA and the CDC shall be
emptied of humans, after which those buildings would be thoroughly
fumigated, and those agencies would cease, finally, to exist.
On this count alone, I think you should elect me as President.
To
replace the FDA and the CDC, I would issue a new decree, establishing
that "medical treatment" will forthwith be accomplished by voluntary
private contract between "practitioner" and "client."
Anyone can be a practitioner. There are no more licenses.
In these private contracts, clients agree to take responsibility for the outcome of treatment. There will be no law suits.
And no one can be forced to take a medical drug or vaccine.
Those steps will create a new burgeoning economy throughout the land.
Furthermore,
the purported harm that may result from the ingestion of a drug or
nutritional supplement is the responsibility of the patient or client.
If you have doubts about a drug or vitamin, don't take them. If you
need information in order to make a choice, consult the many sources of
research and advice that will spring up in the new economy.
Back
to the metaphysical for a moment. Believe it or not, there are, in a
real sense, alternative streams of time. Possible futures. Just as
there are "what-could-have-been" pasts that never materialized, owing to
a lack of imagination and courage.
In the time stream I inhabit,
where I am already President, things are looking rosy. Quite so.
Freedom is expanding at an astonishing clip. Onerous and criminal
Globalist trade treaties have already been wiped off the map.
David
Rockefeller, Zbiggie Brzezinski, and the inner core of the CFR,
Trilateral Commission, Bilderberger Group, and other such lunatic
organizations are trying to make a go of several gas stations and
tanning salons in Death Valley.
Of course, in Earth Reality, as
President, I would do whatever it takes to cancel NAFTA, CAFTA, GATT,
and all the other no-tariff treaties, in order to protect American
businesses from predatory mega-corporations who have no allegiance
beyond their bottom lines. My Executive Orders would probably bring
about a Constitutional crisis. We've needed one of these for a long
time. The Supremes would try to overrule me, the Congress would rise up
like the pathetic losers they are, and I would step in and make my case
directly to the American people.
I would tell them the
Globalists have sacked and pillaged their country by closing down
factories here and sending jobs overseas, where people work for a few
pennies an hour. I would speak plainly. And often. Very often.
Eventually I would win. You would surely stand up and help me.
My
Attorney General (not some schmuck) would be tasked with invading (with
warrants) Monsanto facilities all over the country and making hundreds
of arrests---on a charge of mass poisoning (Roundup). And the ensuing
trials would be broadcast on the Net in full. Rest assured, my
administration would find actual scientists (not paid-off slimeballs) to
back our case, with something you may have heard of, called evidence.
These
show trials would expose hundreds of instances of intentional
scientific fraud, as well as prior government collusion with Monsanto
(leading to more arrests).
Would we be having a little fun so far? I believe so.
Then
on to the Federal Reserve. As you know, that'll be a sizzler. Private
banks parading as a federal agency? Inventing money out of thin air?
Charging interest on it? Secretly regulating booms and busts? Bringing
the faces of Fed Reserve bankers out in the open will result in a kind
of negative-space Mt. Rushmore.
Back to metaphysics again. You
see, there is a future in which we've already won. It's sitting there
like a cosmic plate of pancakes and butter and maple syrup on a kitchen
table on a spring morning full of promise. Endless promise.
We just need to make a couple of turns in the road and go around a bend, and there it is.
How
can I know all this? Because, like you, I've been involved in a few
wonderful projects whose future fruition was tangible and palpable, as
real as anything can be real---and then some faceless self-aggrandizing
ego derailed them. Because he could. Because he was, say, the
president of a college where I was working, and I had a
fantastic---well, that's another story for another time. But you get
the point.
You can feel a better and freer future before it
happens. You know it's there. Because, and let's all finally admit it,
imagination creates reality. That's not a New Age slogan. That's the
way the cosmos operates, and more importantly, that's the way we
operate, when we emerge from the shadows.
I'm not talking about a
snap of the fingers and a rainbow appearing. I'm talking about
dreams...and then making them fact in the world
I'm just warming
up here. There are certainly other earth-Reality issues I can comment
on, and probably will. Other issues on which I would, as President,
take decisive action.
Such as: the federal funding of schools
whose grossly illegal mission is the teaching of values, and the twisted
little snipers who do the teaching. Needless to say, that would all
stop. On a dime.
In case there is still any metaphysical
confusion, I am already President in the space I inhabit (as are you, by
the way), and I am also projecting the possibility of becoming
President in the sad and screwed up and bent space called America.
There
are better times ahead, since they already exist---which we would know
if we owned up and confessed we are already looking at them.
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