I must interrupt my lineup of articles in order to cover this breaking development---
From
Ultra Submarine Torpedo News: “Justin Trudeau has been contacted by the
group, The Maggot Army, which is offering him a position of high rank
in its Force.”
“’Mr.
Trudeau,’ the invitation reads, ‘Ordinarily, we feed on
corpses. However, as we stand back and admire you munching on the
Canadian body politic and the population of the country, with your COVID
policies, we’re reassessing our role. We see it’s possible to infest
and attack the living. You’re a maggot of great stature. Will you
consider partnering with us in our universal mission’…?”
AP
Super Fact Checkers of North America was quick to respond: “Obviously,
this is a sick joke perpetrated by the notoriously unreliable Submarine
News organization. Maggots do, in fact, infect the living…”
Mr.
Trudeau, who is presently in hiding to avoid the massive trucker convoy
threatening to overturn his regime, issued the following statement
yesterday, through his agent, Stasi Chief Helmet Born:
“As
a child, I was fascinated by maggots. I studied them intensely with my
tutor. When I was 16, I believe I made a brief psychic connection with a
small group of those fellows in our barn. And now, all these years
later, this. We Globalists are maggots of a kind. We clean out the old
to make way for the new. The Canada we once knew is going away. It will
be trimmed of excess fat and integrated into a worldwide system of
governance. Love of country must be devoured. Why should I love
Canada? You see, I was born at the top of the heap. I was already
separate from the nation. In that situation, one automatically has
perspective. Disinterested and detached perspective. My assigned mission
is to tear away connections between people, by isolating them from each
other. In a weakened state, they’ll be quite ripe for takeover. But
this is a humanitarian operation, because in the long run, the Brave New
World we’re creating will cherish every person and genetically equip
every brain with what we call the satisfaction quotient. The automatic
sensation that ‘everything is all right.’ Maggots contribute to that
outcome.”
SS-Obersturmführer
Klaus Schwab, chairman of the World Economic Forum, praised Trudeau’s
statement during his weekly podcast, “Achtung”: “For too long, we
Globalists have had to endure attacks on our character, honor, and
intentions. We, the closeted ones, must come out and declare who and
what we are. Mr. Trudeau has just taken an important step in that
direction, for our oppressed minority. The old world is not worth
saving. Multiple peer-reviewed studies have demonstrated this fact for
the past 50 years. The COVID restrictions are based on fictitious
lies. Of course they are. Why pretend otherwise? When you want to eat
prey, you must capture him first. Shut him down. Limit his
movement. Isolate him. Turn him into a fearful blob of protoplasm…”
From
his new home in China’s Technocracy City, Former President Barack Obama
told reporters, “The Canadian truckers and their dying ilk are the
people I once referred to as bitter clingers with their guns and
religion. Mindless robots. In 2009, I had to say I was a Christian, in
order to get elected. This is the sort of fabrication we Globalists have
been forced to assert, in order to survive. My good friend Justin is
now coming out swinging, with both fists. He’s a maggot. Say it,
Justin. You’re a maggot. Say it and be proud.”
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(The link to this article posted on my blog is here.)
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