On Wednesday, House Republican lawmakers---between 25 and 50, depending
on whose numbers you believe---climbed out of their baby diapers for a
few minutes, invaded a classified room in the Capitol, and demanded to
be let in on secret impeachment hearings run
by the little prince of oafs, Demo Adam Schiff. The prince, who often
appears as if he's a stark hypnotized subject of CIA MKULTRA experiments
gone into the dumpster, left the room.
Whether you love or hate Trump, who is the target of the
hearings---beside the point. Whether he should or shouldn't be
impeached---beside the point. The point is SECRECY.
If this hearing and the depositions from witnesses mean anything---and
they do---then they should be put on television for all the country to
see. What are the Democrats talking about? What do the witnesses have
to say? Who are they? Why the closed doors?
Who do these idiots think they are? This meeting wasn't an informal
planning session in somebody's house in Georgetown with drinks and
cigars. It was happening in the Capitol.
Therefore, you might think the Democrats in the room EXPECTED
Republicans to come scrambling through the doors and caving in the
proceedings. For theatrical effect.
What?
It's called stirring the pot. Raising the threat level.
The Demos are pulling out the stops, all the way to the presidential
election of 2020. They're doing impeachment by polls and surveys.
They're going to the mattresses. They're swinging at anything within
their reach. "The impeachment process" is the occasion
for yet more pounding on Trump. They want him softened up as much as
possible, so that by the time of the Democratic Convention, in the
summer of 2020, when THEIR presidential candidate will be named...
When it is quite possible that Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Joe
Biden are splitting the votes and none of them has the nomination in
tow...
And several long voice ballots are called, state by state, and the
delegates remain firm, and no back room deal can be made---and all this
escalating drama is being played up and banged out on global television,
over the course of several days, with breathless
network anchors on the scene, working their best pol porn opera under
the heading of A NATION IN CRISIS...
And surely, the very end of civilization is upon us...
Suddenly, the synthetic ceiling skies part and an orchestra pounds heavy
chords, and some Demo preacher-lizard type steps up to the mic on the
big wide stage and sing-songs...
"A majority has been found! A voice has come to us! The reason for our
deadlock is clear! All along, we had the CANDIDATE in front of us!
And now, a new ballot will be called! And a new name entered!"
Yes, a new name and a new person, who has been spared the effort and
fatigue and problems of campaigning over the long hot summer, who surely
would have melted down under the strain, but who, through the magic of
medical science---drugs and more drugs, until
the right combination and protocol were found, for the short
term---that person can now, on ropes and pulleys, descend from the
ceiling of the giant hall, grinning with the face of a young delighted
girl who has just been given her first weaponized drone for
Christmas...
H I L L A R Y C L I N T O N.
Gone she was, but here she is.
And NOW, the states can be polled again. And THIS time, we see and hear
state after state universally affirming, by unanimous acclaim, amidst
the wild roars in the room and the wondrous close-ups of male and female
hysterical weeping, against subliminals of
Libya being destroyed piece by piece, the nomination of the real
candidate.
Gone she was, but here she is.
Primped, pumped, drugged, and smuggled into candidacy, once again.
The nation has been saved.
A moving walkway takes her through the massive throngs of wild
worshipers. She clasps hands and touches cheeks and yes, a few
menthol-induced tears sit firmly under her own eyes, glistening in the
pin-spot lights like ice crystals.
She floats through the whole room and out the back and on to a lift that
spoons her into a black SUV that pulls away from the curb. Off to a
secret location to prep for her acceptance speech in prime time.
Back in the conventional hall, in her wake, two tons of confetti are
falling on the delegates. Out of nowhere, a few thousand HILLARY signs
are in their hands. Network cameras pan the room, then hold on a long
shot. A voice says quietly, "We'll be back,
after this."
Blackout.
Aces.
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